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pizzahard:

me at a job interview: as you can see sir, my qualifications are highly extensive, I had earned myself a PHD

employer: it says here all you did was worked at pizza hut

me: yes sir that is correct, I had earned my living from Pizza Hut Delivery

(via owlsforears)


[HQS] 5 Seconds of Summer perform on the Today Show - July 22nd, 2014 
legalhemmings:

I just really like their simultaneous jumps x
Shaytards fan for life!

Totally into minecraft now….

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

(via hotboyproblems)

perks-of-being-chinese:

bought something today
completely-use-less:

:(
white-dog:

Stifler 

I have a feeling all my tattoos are going to be based off of my favorite movies. Just looked at Donnie Darko and The Godfather ones….

drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

(Source: neptunain, via distraction)